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The War Buff is an individual who can be seen, (or perhaps daydreams of the day they will be), flipping burgers on a warm summer day by the lake. There will no doubt be a golden retriever running around with the kids. He'll take a sip from his Budweiser, and give a half smile as he breathes in that fresh American air.
The War Buff usually reveals himself in his high school days. He's a football player not afraid to stick up for his friends. However, if you poke fun at the War Buff, you will get a wicked tongue-lashing that will include him bringing up some kind of past shame or emotion.
The War Buff need not know anything about any war.
See that kid with the large yet gentle hands? He's gonna grow up to be a War Buff, no doubt.
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Little men in white suits, whacking their heads on doors.
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The war between consoles.
In the good old days, it was Sega Vs. Nintendo.
Now, it's Microsoft (X-Box series) Sony (Playstation series) and Nintendo.
To be honest, X-Box is a wannabe console, Nintendo's and Sony's are much better. Microsoft is a newcomer in the game bussiness. But recently, PS3 is known to be ripping of Nintendo and Microsoft by copying things like motion sensing and the X-Bow live service.
Xbots, PSTools and Nintendrones all say the console they like is the best. This starts a console wars.
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when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff
jeff pokes rosa back
rosa immediately creams herself
this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
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When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth
In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.
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A term used to describe Naval Aviators who can't fly for shit, who keep crashing their planes or getting shot down and who spend the next several decades bragging about it.
"John McCain is a war hero."
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the war that occurred in the United States during the 1860s under President Abraham Lincoln that caused the highest number of casualties than any American war. It was a war between the North (the Union) and the South (the Confederacy) that centered around slavery—the North wanted it abolished while the South permitted it for economic reasons. The central issue of slavery began to divide the country in the 1840s as members of Congress bickered over the issue and as new states entered the Union. When a new “free” state entered the union, a new slave state was required do the same to create a balance. It even divided certain states themselves-- Missouri and Virginia, by which West Virginia seceeded from it after the war.
The war began shortly after Abe Lincoln became President in 1861 when the Confederacy attacked the Union's Fort Sumter, South Carolina—allegedly by mistake--and didn’t end until 1865 when Confederacy General Robert E. Lee surrendered to Union Commander Ulysses S. Grant in Appomattox Courthouse in Virginia. The Battle of Anteitem was the deadliest battle of the War. Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis should have all been hung afterwards for being a traitor to the United States, in my opinion.
The Civil war was the bloodiest war in American history and a very sad chapter in American history.
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