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1. If I'm minding my own business and you do something to get me in trouble.
2. If I'm doing something wrong and you get me in trouble.
3. If you're doing something wrong and I know you'll get caught, because you're an idiot.
Also use "Don't put yourself out there.", "Don't put yourselves out there.", "Don't put her out there.", "Don't put him out there.", "Don't put them out there."
I'm a celebrity and you take an unflattering or illegal video of me and post it online. I'll say, "Don't put me out there." Then I'll call my lawyer.
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English translation of a popular French phrase, used in reference to an unknown or illogical attraction one has to a person, place, or thing.
Salvadore: Bro, what's the deal with you and those Tofu dogs you are consistently scarfing?
Yanni: Dude, you got me. They just have this certain I don't know what.
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A song made by Big Sean. It is literally a song about not caring.
"I don't fuck with you, you big dumb dumb."
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An ironic catch phrase used to mitigate chastisement esp. from one's peers (not gender specific). Similar in meaning to cut me some slack.
Nicole: Did you burn popcorn again?
Andrew: Hey, don't taze me bro, I swear the microwave's evil.
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Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.
Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Your girlfriend?
Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...
Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America
Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.
Guy 2: *fuck yes*
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I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter
"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"
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A phrase used by scientists in the popular FPS, Half-Life when they are under attack.
Gordon smacks scientist with crowbar
sci: No! I don't wanna die!
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