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Gratuitous photos of fountain pens, gel pens, rollerball pens and ballpoint pens posted online simply for the gratification of collectors and pen fanatics.
Did you see that bunch of vintage Sheaffers on that guy's site?
Hell yeah, it was total pen porn.
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Porn or Nude photos stored to your mobile device
You would not believe all the pocket porn Alissa has!
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It's where u wake up and do fricken porn
I said Good Porning to mi wife
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1)Low-level pornography, if you can call it that, made for the young audience (kids between the ages 10-15).
Basically, anything that has at least something to do with sex or nudity in material meant for kids: Girls in bikini in computer-games, female-body descriptions in children books, clues for sex in cartoons, movies with "bad language", and anything else that horny pre-teen will seek out, and is still quite "harmless" to their young minds.
2) Pedofilic pornography (you sick fucks).
1) Chuck(11): Wow, look, Eddie, this fighter-chick in the game has real nice boobies!
Eddie(12): Hey you're right Chuck! Better turn it off before mom sees, though.
George(17): Wassup kids, watching your kiddie porn again?
Eddie(12): Why won't you get us some real porn, big brudda?
George(17): Sorry, you're too young for that, little perverts.
2) You want an example? You are sicker than I thought.
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After the boom of soft porn in the 1970s and the mainstream advent of hard porn in the 80s-90s, smart porn is the inevitable market leader in adult entertainment for the the 21st century.
Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.
Therefore:
Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.
Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.
Dude: hey sweet cheeks, wanna come back to my place and spark up some OG kush with a porno in the background?
Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn
Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.
Chick: well, ok...
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The noise generated by the intensity of penis thrusting into the bottomless pit called the vagina.
After seeing the opera, I realized the porn noise coming from her vagina sounded like the lady I just heard on stage. It was a unique noise that no one wanted to hear but they would pay to see it anyday.
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-Hey I'm looking for Teen Porn !
-Get out of my shower you're making me uncomfortable
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