too cramer

A statement so astoundingly devoid of intelligence, so revved down to the lowest level of imbecility, so devoid of substance or logic, that it justifies coining a new verb, "too cramer", to designate this utter extreme of, hopeless,
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.

If you believe that every bad thing in the world happens because of jews, you are too cramer.

To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

Too $hort

One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.

A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.

But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?

huh too

Phrase used to add emphesis which is said after making a statement.

That bitch is fine, huh too

pulling the trigger too often

scheduling golf outings with your cronies without permission and/or verification

he's in trouble this week from pulling the trigger too often when we played last weekend.