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The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.
The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:
"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:
“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”
I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter
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that guy who got a small loan of a million dollars
Guy: DID YOU HEAR DONALD TRUMP GOT A "Small" loan of A MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: no
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A sorry excuse for a.... a..... Human??? I don't know if he is one, but oh well.
"Ugh you're such a Donald Trump"
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An idiot who ran for president as a joke and won. He also wants to build a big huge strong wall on the Mexican-Canadian border since the USA sank into the ocean.
I love Donald Trump - All KKK members.
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A term used as a substitute to taking a huge shit
guy: I'll be right back. I need to drop a huge Donald Trump
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D. Despicable.
O. Opinionated
N. Neglectful
A. Antagonistic
L. Ludicrous
D. Demon
T. Thoughtless
R. Respected
U. Ugly
M. Manipulative
P. Pervert
1. Noun: “Donald Trump is such an idiot.”
2. Adjective: “That person is such a donald trump.”
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A bunny who eats a lot of carrots and nothing else. (He is orange).
Hillary: Hey Donald Trump why are you orange?
Trump: Because I a bunny who eat carrots and only carrots!
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