water bear

The elusive water bear, also known as a "britney", is the ladylike, PC term for the beaver. I.e., your lady business.

"Whats a water bear?" "Well we had it listed as beaver on the menu but it was offending the ladies." - stemming from a menu at a wild game supper

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water sports

Taking the piss out of your lover

Both of them were great enthusiasts of water sports though neither used wet suits

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Water Baby

Where you drink too much water and get bloated so it looks like you're pregnant but it's just water.

"Guys look! It's Esther's water baby!!"

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water bottle

When one takes a piss in the water tank of a toilet making the toilet flush yellow the next few flushes. Usually done with a "top shelf".

Hey, my buddy Jeff bought a new house the other day, so for a house warming gift, I gave him a water bottle!

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holy water

Holy Water is a term for Vodka, when the folks are around, and you choose to be verbally deviant, use holy water they don't know what it means.

Yeah, John will bring the Holy Water, I'll bring the pepsi.

Dude, I cannot believe how much Holy Water I drank last night.

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Is water wet

No bitch water isn’t fucking wet since “wet” is an adjective to describe something that was once dry that has now been contacted by a liquid.

Josh: is water wet?
Jake: no dumbass
James: yes it is dumb bitch
Josh: No you dummy. You telling me if you see water you gonna say it’s wet?
James: ......
Josh: right stfu

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blue water

The anticeptic water in a port-a-potty. Commonly found at sporting events and concerts.

At the golf tournament, the chubby girl in the Old Navy sweat suit would not stop watching me. After witnessing Tom Kite break his six-iron over a patron's forehead, I took the girl into the nearest port-a-potty. Whilst inside, I continuously dunked her head-first into the blue water, all the while penetrating her from behind. Tom Kite would not stop laughing.

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