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it can be a flirty way of saying they want to talk more
why did we ever stop talking? - IM IN LOVE
What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
Why you mad about what our name mean because your name has no meaning.
Hate is strong calm down
Your special in the eyes of your mother
Why you hating about other people means: Set a example to the young’s
Respect others
pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious
WHO CARES!??????
this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33
oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes
Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Because of the quick question, the popular is, you feel better after vomiting, Aha, no, the birthday cake made you vomit, but how can vomiting make you feel better like you, is a research to Kelly Crosse, after vomiting, butter will make you feel better after you vomit, a great catholic to you.
Why do I feel like vomiting is a sick story.
MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE HECK UP
if you ever hear the question "whats your source?" just reply with that, its a meme refrence its funny trust me, plus its very helpful to use to make someone laugh
person 1: why dont you back it up with a source
person 2: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MA-
person 1: why are you like this