ya mum

You become gay if you say it outloud

DUDE 1 : YA MUM IS COMING TO MY BED
DUDE 2 : WELL FUCK YOU!

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

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Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.

Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.

suck your mum

I love you so much

suck your mum

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”