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Dirty William Parsons

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

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William's Middle school

The shittiest place you could ever go. A fucking hell hole to be exact. The teachers harass you and yell all the time. The food is trash. The pizza is made from cardboard and half the teachers dont even have high school diplomas. It can kiss my hairy balls

William's middle school is ass.

by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018


Jawad Williams

A no talent ass clown that plays basketball for North Carolina. Also known to lose to Duke on several occasions. Plays for Roy Williams, a known jackass.

Did you see the game last night. Jawad Williams scored no points. I hope the motha fugga breaks his ankles.

by mooke March 29, 2005

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Williams Formula One

An Formula One racing team/constructor. Formed by Sir Frank Williams and Patrick Head, the team was formed in 1977. All Williams chassis used FW-XX parameter. (FW stands for Frank Williams).

Hey, do you will join the Williams Formula One Team?

by Driving Ride March 31, 2009


William S. Burroughs

1. (n) The name for that old, usually trench coated man at a party who has seemingly snuck in off the streets and stands in the background silently the whole time.

2. Original 1950's and 60's "Beat" era/generation writer, William Seward Burroughs is best known for the books Naked Lunch, Junkie, Queer and many others. Along with Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, Burroughs helped move forward the literary movement of poetry and prose using and inventing techniques such as the Cut-Up and run-on stream of consciousness automatic writing. Burroughs is best known for vivid depictions of drug use, convoluted realities, surgeries, diseases, encyclopedic facts on any topic, sex scenes and shady characters such as the famous Dr. Benway who exist in corrupted and satiric versions of modern life. Burroughs was one of the first writers to report from the underworld of 40's and 50's America and Mexico, writing openly about his homosexuality, addiction to opiates and crime among other observations and experiences.

Randy: "dude, does anyone here know that guy in the corner with the trenchcoat chain smoking? he just appeared all the sudden looking like he's going to open fire at any moment"
Frank: "I don't know man, he's just the William S. Burroughs of the party. Maybe we can score some Benzedrine off him later"

by pynchuun May 20, 2013


William Henry Harrison

Some president who did nothing but die once he became president. Easily the most useless guy in United States history.

History Teacher: "Yeah, so all you need to know about William Henry Harrison is that he died because he spent too much time outside."

Student: "What a dumbass president."

by Stupid Freshman Club October 15, 2018

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Billy Dee Williams

1. Any cool motherfucker.

2. anything that oozes cool.

3. Smooth ass actor who played as Lando Calrissian in Star Wars "The Empire Strikes Back" and "The Return of the Jedi".

1. J Dolo: " Don't be walkin' around all Billy Dee Williams when you still owe me money "

2. Destro Vanderbeek "Man those shoes are Billy Dee Williams!"

3. <seriously>

by Darth Wells November 8, 2007

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