justice boner

The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.

1:
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."

2:

- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."

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Boner Killer

A girl so ugly and repulsive that when she walks into the room any guy who had an erection immediately goes flacid.

"Yo, I was at this party with all these chicks, but then this boner killer walked into the room, and I went completely limp."

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boner burn

To jack off with icy hot and then to fuck a girl up the ass whole.

I gave your grandma a boner burn.

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boner hot

A really sexy boner-worthy female

the following women are boner hot IMO:
Carmen Electra
JLO
Leila Arcieri
Liv Tyler
Angelina Jolie
Amanda Peet
Aria Giovanni
Sonny Leone and Tiger Wood's wife.

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Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!

Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST

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street boner

Someone that you see while walking down the street that is wearing an outfit so ridiculous that you can't even believe that this person is for real. Usually trying to be trendy but taking it wayyyy overboard.

OMG did you see that guy that was straight out of the Matrix? What a street boner!

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Christmas boner

The raging stiffy that one gets at Christmas time, because of all the presents and holiday cheer.

Many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover Christmas Boner.

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