egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

swag egg

the coolest discord admin you could come across, generally the most swag person you could come across online

wow swag egg is the best mod ever!! :D

Buzzard Eggs

Colloquial term making reference to womens breast's, closely resembling the sound of the word bosoms.

Sitting in the church yesterday and couldn't even concentrate cause all them women dressed skimpy, buzzard eggs hanging out everywhere.

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.

I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby

egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

Caught The Egg

This phrase can be used an any situation where one individual is victorious by a great margin.

Example: (Imagine two Kimbo Slice fighting richard simmons) "Kimbo kicked his ass...hey richard simmons, you Caught The Egg bitch!"