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Something you say when your shit is out
dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?
dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!
Just let loose, party, stuff your sorries in a sack, and enjoy life.
"Yo you got to chill man, rock out with your cock out, man"
An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
to trip balls on mushrooms
u guys tryna goom out and watch zoolander tonight?
How people used to live before america was taken over by hypocritical communist sissy girls.
Wow, that's really out of control, I mean totally radical!
Matt: Me and Sandra are eating out on a Thursday tonight ;))
Carl: But it’s a Tuesday?