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A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.
Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
The artation of anorther tipe of FLESH of HUMAN BEING men THAT WAS MADE BY A GUMIGHTYBEJIS AND A LORMIGHTYBEJIS.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JR.
SORBJLESH MAN is CREATED by GUMIGHTYBEJIS SORBJLESH HUMANITY IS part of my flesh and GUMIGHTYBEJIS as in Lonnie BENNINGFIELD Jr the SORBJLESH ARTATION BEING OF LIFE and NO LIFE as in death remade man kind out of SORBJLESH. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD Jr.
when somebody does something that you can't describe how dumb or crazy or good it is.
*Quandavius breaks a window*
Dingleton: oh my balls
Lord Balsackios: nah man thats crazy
when somebody does something that you can't describe how dumb or crazy or good it is.
*Quandavius breaks a window*
Dingleton: oh my balls
Lord Balsackios: nah man thats crazy
the act of biting one heads clean off
Oh my god Ozzy just Pac man chomped that bat
Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*
What the fuck?
What?
You're jabbing me with your elbow.
Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.
No. You did it on purpose.
You can't know that! You can't read my mind.
Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?
Well.... Um.....
Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.
You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?
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Please?
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