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An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
to trip balls on mushrooms
u guys tryna goom out and watch zoolander tonight?
How people used to live before america was taken over by hypocritical communist sissy girls.
Wow, that's really out of control, I mean totally radical!
Matt: Me and Sandra are eating out on a Thursday tonight ;))
Carl: But it’s a Tuesday?
When someone is drunk from drinking too much cacti’s
Her : have you seen Javier
Him: yeah he is cacti out he. Had. Like two -3 cactis
Her :not surprise
when a man (average erect penis size being 6 inches) has intercourse with a woman and ejaculates inside her, rendering his penis flaccid upon withdrawal.
"Hey bro. How'd it go with Suzie last night?"
"Six in-three out dude!"
"Noice! Bareback?"
"Yeah, no sweat though, she's on the pill"