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I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023


coward I see

something Mustaf says when he is angry

Person: *hits mustaf*
Mustaf: Coward i see

by Jhezzzzzzzz June 4, 2018


I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today

by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021


Wiktion-argh-ies!

Wiktionary: a collaborative project run by the Wikimedia Foundation to produce a free and complete dictionary in every language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Wiktion-argh-ies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Wiktionaries.

"Wiktion-argh-ies!" - says a pirate

by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 24, 2013


I love Malik Forever

So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear

I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!

HIM: Would you die for me?

ME: YES-

HIM: Actually would you live for me?

ME: YES!! with you

*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*

by Obsessed with him March 8, 2023

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the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more

person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???

by spaceleoin February 18, 2022


i beat citra

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i beat citra by varse woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by b vhgb uyhjbg October 25, 2022