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The ultimate dick suckage. dick rides everyone and everything. swears he knows every body and has motion. nigga has no motion.
That nigga jason man-manning
said by cool people who have a lot of minor inconveniences in there life 😘
*drops phone* come on man aka come on maaaaaam
It's when you're trying to get someone to get you to do what they want you to do. They are trying to get you to dumb it down for them because they know that you know they're probably and hopefully gonna laugh. They know how outta line they are, but feel you should let it slide. For you to Kind of just forget about it and move forward without consequence. If they're smart, they won't dumb it down for ya.
Another example is when you're waiting on someone and/or they're being slow or rude to another person.
When someone is aggravating you.
When you're trying to sound laid back but you're really aggravated and they know it. But it still funny.
Come on man, just let em go first.!
Come on man, you've been playing all day. It's someone 3lses turn . Come on man. Let's go
Come on man you don't have to take the car privileges away just for something small that I didn't even have anything to do with. Come on man,give me my dice back come on man please
When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?