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Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"
"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"
Don't like it
I don't cotton to the idea you did that!
A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing
friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"
Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.
oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital