I crushed ice

To have a really important question

I crushed ice to tell you this.

I sent you a trade

A way to spam your Facebook friends wall.

"Yo bro I sent you a trade"

I dove you

Means that Halle loves Jacob more

I dove you

cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

Often abbreviated as IAAD. When people (particularly females in general) use social media to express their emotions, and leave it to their friends to ask why they feel the way they do.

Status - "I am shocked and outraged!!!"

Comment - " OMG! Why??"

Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"

Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

I lov eu

struggling to identify with geo-political entities such as countries (units with borders)
struggling to understand concepts of nationalism, ethnocentrism

"what does your passport say? where do you belong? what country are you loyal to?"
"I lov eu"

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!