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Hey why don't you do that to the people who use "small dick" as a pejorative? I've never seen a video doing what you just did there regarding "small dick" you know that right? Have you seen the videos I've seen and made an entire ass response video and posted it to the internet? I know 1 guy who did. And it wasn't you. How is it that when I shame a whore for thinking a retard is better than me, I'm the asshole but when YOU shame me for thinking I'm better than a retard you're not an asshole? And thus you've given yourself license to think you're better than me. AND you've LIKELY extended that to the retard. Am I allowed to think I'm better than a Nazi? If you're a determinist than the Nazi couldn't have done otherwise, literally. Do YOU have to DEFEND Nazi now? Who am I to think I'm better than a Nazi (And YOU KNOW DAMN WELL that I'm not comparing retards to Nazi you fucking idiot I KNOW that THAT EXACT THOUGHT was caressing the folds of that FUCKING shit-brain of yours so don't even try to utter it you pig)? They couldn't have done otherwise! Are you the arbiter now of who people get to think they're better than? Who am I allowed to be better than, to you? Midwestern garbage-can bitch is the decider of who I get to be better than now I guess. Ok. It seems real fair what you're doing there. She's the decider now guys! Look-look! The decider is upon us once more! It's been decided. The retard is allowed to be better than me but I'm not allowed to be better than retard.
Hym "Not to call out your call out but 'Calling Christians mentally ill is an insult to the mentally ill' doesn't sound as good as you might think... There is an inconsistency in his need for care that I refuse to validate with my tolerance. And you're all fucking nutjobs. Dealing with you (at all levels of magnitude) is literally 95% of the shit I have to deal with. Some of you are dope. Like Team 4 star. But you? I don't know about you. Some of you are very-very lame."
When you nutt in a chicks mouth and she has to spit it in the girl mouth next to her
Spit it out it dont belong to you, give it to jamie
When ur so done with shit that u wanna take ur eyes out
I'm so bored I'm gonna prawl my eyes out
To treat a woman like a whore sexually. Specifically to get her to do things you wouldn't want your wife of GF to do.
Hey man can I get with Krissy tonight ?
Sure, after I ho her out she's all yours.
That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."
#2: "...What?"
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I have nothing to do with the girl, you can step out of La La Land.
I have never touch the girl, so I cannot be the father of her kid, you can step out of La La Land
If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.