i farted

the word I farted means I want to be fucked by a submissive femboy immediately

"i want black dick in my mouth right now oh shit i farted"

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

VVT-i

Very very thotty ingine

Paul: “James, your JZX100 is such a bitch! it keeps breaking down on you!”
James: “Oh, It’s because there’s a 1JZGTE VVT-i in it, she’s a Very Very Thotty Ingine”
Paul: “You better start looking at other options, James. My 1991 JZZ30 with a 1JZGTE Non Very very thotty ingine has never let me down!”

I- Wha?

Used in response to someone saying something idiotic or completely incomprehensible.

P1: Hamburgers are good for the trees :)
P2: I- Wha?

P1: Did I stutter?

I only play water decks

One of the most based people on duelingbook

I only play water decks is extremely based

i pfk

PFK is just short for i play for keeps... and that kinda means if you aint first you last... and well im just the best of the best.

so yea dude i was just wlakin wit my friends when like ten Monkeys(retard black guys who try and jump.)came out of no were and said yo nigga run yo pockets this aint no game.
So i was lik yo you better chill the fuck out. cuase i pfk and lets just say im not last. puck ass... then they said on bloody C you lucky.

most loved person i ever met

most loved person i ever met

most loved person i ever met