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While engaged in sexual intercourse, the female expunges a robust gas from her anus. The "Breeze" gusts over the males "Balls".
"Last night I nailed a broad and she gave me "Breezy Balls", man did she stink!!!"
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A Scottish curse word.
Often pronounced "Fanniebaws"
"stop kickin me ya pure wee fanniebaws!"
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noun.
The art or act of taking testicles into your mouth and humming at the same time.
He's so hot, I really want to give him a ball hummer.
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Something or someone is wrecked, smashed up, f'd up etc...
"And u sent tears from heaven when u seen my car get balled up" - Kanye West on his accident from the Album - College Dropout (Never Let Me Down)
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The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.
After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.
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There's been a lot of junk going on with surveillance cameras in Britain, and now, they're penetrating it into the home. Ed Balls (yes, that's actually his name) is has unveiled a new package that would put cameras in the private rooms of "troubled" students. The whole idea of Ed Balls watching my every move really makes me testy. I can't believe they'll let a nut like Ed Balls just bulge into my privacy! This is a violation of civil liberties and he deserves to be sacked immediately. He's teabagging our freedom!
Ed Balls proposed a new program that places CCTV cameras in military barracks. He wants to keep an eye on his privates.
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The Bowling Ball has been used for many years in sexual foreplay.. You middle finger and ring finger on the hand you would use a Bowling Ball..
Take those 2 fingers and stick it into a girls pussy..then you take your thumb and stick it in her ass.. Go a full on 2 in the pink and 1 in the stinnk.
Man I went all out on my bitch lastnight..2 in da pink..1 in da stink..powwwwww the bowling ball.
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