T-o-o-l

A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.

"How do you spell that guy Josh's name?" Girl1
"T-o-o-l!" Girl2

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L Stand Blumpkin

When you receive a blumpkin from someone doing a L stand.

Because she was such a star cheerleader in highschool, Briana was able to give incredible L Stand Blumpkins.

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U-G-L-Y

someone who is not physically good looking

man that chick is U-G-L-Y-!

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Pastor Larry L. Booker

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.

"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker

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You are on peak boredom and thought nobody else has gotten this combination with your diagnosis of severe and concerning boredom ( You need to stop. It will only get worse.)

the man with no life decided to use your two fingers to write the whole keyboard 4 times (qwqwerertytyuiuiopopasasdfdfghghjkjkl;l;zxzxcvcvbnbnm,m,)

k-o-l-t

k-o-l-t- it stands for knock you out like talia

You better sit down somewhere before I k-o-l-t you

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Samuel L. Jackson

The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration

What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?

Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.

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