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2. Of december

Slap ass day

Oh its 2. Of december
"Slaps ass"
Ahhh!!

by December 2, 2020


Halo 2

The leading cause of broken xbox controllers

I hate Halo 2 those FUCKING SNIPER JACKELS

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 9, 2022


by-2-kapi

Kannada-influenced form of 'by 2, coffee'. It refers to the practise of splitting an order of (South Indian) filter coffee between two people. In other words, a cup of Coffee divided between two people.

At an Udipi cafe
-So, whats your order?
*Two Dosa and one by-2-kapi.

by Etymo July 16, 2015


Borderlands 2

This game is all about shooting random shit in the head and requires a buttload of aiming skills. Its rated 18+, but 95% of the population says 'Screw that!'

By putting down your turret, AKA your waifu, litteraly hanging them mid-air if you simply suck at aiming, take drugs to duplicate your current weapon, release that inner sewer rat and buttfuck everything in your way, summon your nii-san-bot from litteraly your left arm or simply throw with chainsaws for shits and giggles.
All this, to help a group of revelians, who didn't even ask if you wanted to help them taking out some al-quida 2.0, and repeat this process twice (or 17 times if you feel like playing all other classes).
Dive in a world with a handsome robot and a very annoying town called sanctuary, a flying block of bricks 'n magic, to take down a giant H that hides almost the intire moon, and fight a fucking gaint worm-octopuslike creature to prove you need friends. Orrrrr you can go lonely behind pride's rock.

Borderlands 2 in 3 words:
Walk, listen, shoot.
--or--
PEW PEW PEW!!!!!

by Pixblade December 8, 2016


2-NU

2-NU or 2D x Noodle is the most prominently used ship(Shipping means to have a fantasy of people being attracted to each other.)in the Gorillaz fanbase.

2-NU involves the singer of the virtual band. Stuart "2D" Pot. And guitarist of the band. Noodle. Shipped together usually in a sexual relationship.

Unlike ships such as NU-DOC where Noodle is raped BY Murdoc. 2-NU ships are with consent from both members but ending with 2D regretting his actions.

In the 2-NU ships the setting is usually set in Phase 2 but also in later phases, mostly Phase 4. Noodle is the one band member who shows the most change throughout these phases.

Phase 1: Noodle=10YRS
Phase 2:Noodle=13-14YRS
Phase 3:Noodle=21-23YRS
Phase 4:Noodle=27-29Yrs

All the other band members(2D, Russel and Murdoc)show no real change since they are all adults in all phases, in fact remaining mostly the same.

Back to 2NU...

As I was saying. The most used phase to ship the two together is Phase 2. Many fans see this very wrong, mostly due to the age difference and the fact she says "2D is like a bigger brother to me." Leaving many to believe the incest is true with this ship.

If you go on sites like Fanfiction.net or wattpad you can easily find a 2NU fanfiction usually set in Phase 2. And this shows with the popular story "One in the chamber" By Deiter Ginsburg.

And it isn't only the story's that are easy to find. Much of the art(also set in Phase 2. And sexual.)can be found by a quick Google search or on Rule 34.

Hey, my 2-NU story got 13 likes.

What phase is it set in?

Phase 2.

Is it sexual?

Of course it is.

O NO O__O

by The Narrator is here July 25, 2019


water 2

the second installment of water, because water sucks

fuck it water 2

by Erple November 20, 2020


July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

by issuerissue November 13, 2022