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Meaningless words of affection spoken just after a man cums.
She didn't realize that his "I love you" was just cum talk.
Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"
The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.
Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.
Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?
Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.
Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!
Person 2 : Please help...
A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.
Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.
n. the white, slimy, strings found in an undercooked egg.
Ack, cook these eggs more, they're loaded with hen cum!
Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge
Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.