1 and 2

The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.

game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere

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1:15

Shut the FUCK up.

Fred: Dude, I'm so sorry for sleeping with your girlfriend.
Tom: 1:15 Dude. 1:15.

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1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

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1:11

1:11 am or pm is the homo hour.
If you suddenly look at the clock and it reads 1:11 am or pm , you more than likely get your stool pushed in from time to time.

Joe smiled as he spit feathers from his mouth and noticed the clock read 1:11 again

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i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6

i want to have sex.

i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. don't get it? say it faster.

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1:20

When the time is 1:20 you know it’s about to get lit

1:20 hahaha

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January 1

January 1st is the day dedicated to the lord and savior NBA youngboy because starting a new year Youngboy teaches his ways on how to never be broke again therefore we praise and worship him on this day

“Put your black forces on its national youngboy day”
“It’s January 1st though”
“Exactly”

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