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A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)
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A Chinese Sheep is a person who has pubes long enough to completely cover his/her private area.
Hey man, I fucked a Chinese Sheep last night.
So bored you can't speak/type properly.
Person I : "excellet
excellent*
jesus."
Person II : "Chinese typing again?"
Person I : " Yeah, Chinese Boredom= Right now."
When an Asian man has a hairy dick.
HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!
A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh
This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!
Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.
Pronounce it slowly!
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!
When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.