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Goose

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.

Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!

by totallynotgoose October 27, 2020


goose

Someone of higher importance or superiority.

The government consists of goose after goose, year after year.

by Tad bit Mad April 22, 2019


Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

โ€œMan look at this fucking gooseโ€

by mama lover 69 January 16, 2021


Goose

A fat ass who uses discord 24/7 and everyone dislikes

โ€œMan look at that goose ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜นโ€

by mama lover 69 January 16, 2021


crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 December 24, 2015


America Goose

Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.

Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.

by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025


Duck Duck Goose Girl

A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.

"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."

by MiAngelito August 19, 2023

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