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The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.
A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.
Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.
A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…
To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).
Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"
Monica: "Fuck yeah"
An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother
Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.
Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉
“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"
A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.