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beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface March 16, 2018


Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019


Beaver roll

Fat girl's vagina

I bet that girl has a beaver roll.

by Jilldo and aj August 30, 2013


Beaver Roll

During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.

"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"

by Tommie Johnson November 18, 2015


Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver

Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023


Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020


Beaver Wheels

An expression regarding girls using any type of skating device - typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. Aka Wever Beals durking drunken episodes.

Upon looking out the window, Mike commented to to Tom : Dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.

by deaddevilinafreezer1 February 7, 2010