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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2025


National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

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National boyfriend day

Everyday is nation boyfriend day because he is the best

Like 365 day in a year should National Boyfriend day

by National boyfriend day August 3, 2022


National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.

What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him

by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021


national boyfriend day

National boyfriends day on august 23

“hey babe it’s national boyfriends day
“YAYYYYYY”
national boyfriend day

by poopopppooo August 11, 2021


national boyfriend day

national boyfriend day on august 21 show them some appreciation

happy boyfriend day babe
thxxx

national boyfriend day!

by poopopppooo August 11, 2021


National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken

I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.

by anaxe September 29, 2020