break-up call

Being dumped by a phone call.

Much like a wake up call except the person answering is getting broken up with

Christina gave alex a break-up call, i think its coz he over-chicked, he was a right munter

watch this youtube video for an example* http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=xetfB7U_ZeU

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Call Me Maybe

A song released in 2012 by Canadian recording artist Carly Rae Jepsen. Its popularity has led to the creation of various lip-sync covers and parody videos, including one featuring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale. The main chorus "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe?" has also spawned an internet meme, in which the last two lines are substituted with (often sexual) rhyming lyrics.

Example taken from official Call Me Maybe video comments on Youtube: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I got no condom, so anal maybe?

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Game Called Circle

Any illegal venture that in the beginning promises wealth, prestige, or power but unbeknownst to the player only ends with jails, institutions or death. Despite every fact to the contrary the addicted player will rationalize and justify playing the game called Circle over and over again, despite the negative consequences and baffling circumstance of ending up right back where they started. For the lucky its back to prison, the unlucky it's death.

"I can't find a good job so im gonna sell smack for just a little while and make alot of money to open my own business, im too slick to get caught"

"They caught me selling drugs on the block" "After i get out of prison I'm never going to sell on the block again" "I'm only going to sell out of my car and I'll only sell pills, that way i wont get caught"

"They caught me selling pills and now I'm on my way back to prison. If it wasn't for snitches id have never gotten caught. Next time I'll only sell to people i really know are solid."

Wonder why they call it the Game Called CIRCLE ?

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Better Call Saul

What you do when you break bad. A spin off from Breaking Bad.

Walter White: I better call Saul while Breaking Bad in the middle.

virgin love call

When you're in a voice call with someone who thinks singing into the mic is something everyone wants to hear.

Holy shit this guy's virgin love call is so loud.

academic booty call

When you hit up someone you barely know late at night and you're only looking for one thing: homework help.

This is due in six hours and I'm getting desperate...I think it's time for an academic booty call. "Heyyyyy this is Jenny from English class, have you started the project?"

Barnyard Roll Call

A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.

When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.

Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.