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When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.
Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.
Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?
Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?
Matt: Thank God.
Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.
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he is the most 1337 person on the planet and will always be
chuck norris is all of the pokemon having a massive orgy and the baby in result is chuck norris
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A man who owns no coffee pot because he grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage!
All you Chuck Norris haters have nothing better to do than blast him for what you say are failed attempts, lame, douchebag, or fake hollywood exaggerations of a normal man, but I can tell you that he OWNS his own tae-kwon-do and Karate dojos, and will kick your ass without as much a courtesy as a roundhouse kick to the face, but to your BALLS! Did you ever think that all that mid-2000 hype was just what they were? JOKES!! I honestly doubt that a single Chuck Norris Facts joke creator/inventor ever had a serious belief that the man was god himself or that the information was even possible (except for sneezing with his eyes open, that is very possible for many people, check out myth busters). All you haters hating on Norris and his fans are claiming him to be a failure...He still makes millions every year, he is in better shape than all of you, and has more houses than you will ever sleep in your entire life! Last time I checked, failures don't get what they want... Norris got almost everything. Beat that Bitches!
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Chuck is the most awesome character on Pushing Daisies, other than her aunts, Olive Snook, The Pie Maker, and Emerson Cod! They all rule!
Chuck has been brought back to life by Ned, The Pie Maker. She loves him, and he loves her back, but if he touches her, she dies perminately.
I can't believe that Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles (From Pushing Daisies) and Ned acutally kissed, even if it was only in his dream! Of course, she did turn into Olive, but, hey; it was good for Ned while it lasted!
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A event that occurs on the 2nd of December in the United Kingdom. Basically, you throw some cheese at a chavvy person.
“Yo Johnny - it’s Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day!”
“Yay!”
Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day (UK)
Chuck Norris: 'nough said
1. What the hell happened?
2. Chuck Norris
1. oh...
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1. To Make Something Whole
Without Having The Proper
Or Original Parts/Pieces.
2. When A Greedy Person Give's
The Victim What's Left Over
After Salvaging Through Remains
And Putting It Back Together
Even If Its usable.
It`s Still Chucky-Cheesed!
3. When A Person Is Left With
Remainders Of Something
That Has Been Used Up Completely
To The Point Of No Return.
4. When A Worker Does A Bad Job
And/or Give's Horrible Service.
5. Very Unprofessional
Quality Almost Unusable.
6. Not Even Worthy Of A 1 Star.
7. Something That Was Basically Destroyed Maybe Not Completely.
Chuck-E-Cheese-N/Chucky-Cheesed
1 .The McDonald's By Lakewood Be Chuck-E-Cheese-N My Nuggets.
(This Quality Of This Person's Nuggets Are Horrible
Or They May Have Been Tampered With/Bitten/
They Have Been Chucky-Cheesed).
2. "Quit Chuck-E-Cheese-N Me I WANT MY MONEY BACK ASAP"!
(Someone Is Not Giving This Person What They Paid For).
3. "I Want My Mercedes Benz Cleaned All The Way Stop Chuck-E-Cheese-N Me"!
(Someone Is Giving This Man Horrible Customer Service).
4. "They Chucky-Cheesed Your Rims"!
(They Basically Destroyed This Persons Expensive Rims).