the north carolina trio of the damned

idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one

Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.

whoop damn

when you give zero fucks about a person, situation or opinion.

“I can’t go out tonight, I’m broke”
“Hey man, I don’t give a whoop damn about your financial status, you’re coming out!”

All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive

CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.

Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!