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Best rapper ever better than snoop dog
Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
When you do or say something stupid
I’ve had 3 Dylan moments this day. Shit make that 4.
A man who created the universe also known as the heartbreaker, the richest man alive, strongest man alive. Some people may also call him daddy
Dylan power over Andrew tate
A funny looking boy who is obsessed with cats and is sexually attracted to cats and his best friend.
His bsf: Have you seen Dylan shaw?
Me: Yeah bro he looks like a retard
The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled
Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man
Dylan-jay is funny kind and sexy. They love to have fun and party all night long. They make your heart race when they walk in and they make you heart break when they walk out. All boys/girls fall for them and feel completely blessed
I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick