February 3

Everyone born on this day is a god/goddess and if you don’t let them boss you around you are literal human trash

“Maddie was born on february 3rd!”
“seriously?! she’s so cool”

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February 10

February 10 is the day a real motherfucker was born, that's right, that's Moco's bday.

February 10 is my bday

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February 31

The day Daniel Antunes goes to the dentist

Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore

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5th February

5th February: The most hated birthday in england, the same birthday as Sven Gorran Ericcson the EX-ENGLAND CAPTAIN...

5th february feb sven gorran ericcson 5th February

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February 14

February 14 is national show your boyfriend your ass and titties day. When you and your boyfriend hang out, let him lift up your shirt and pull your pants down

“Today is February 14”

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4 February

The day when absolutely disgusting ginger freaks are born, there ginger hair burns their mothers vaginas as they exit the womb and she wishes that she didn’t purposely break the condom.

YOU WERE BORN ON 4 FEBRUARY, go back to hell you fat ugly ginger freak

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Forbidden Finger February

The challenge in which a woman must not orgasm or finger themselves for the entire month of February.

Girl 1: Hey! How's Forbidden Finger February going?
Girl 2: I already failed, I fingered myself last night.

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