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every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards
kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday
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A french fry party consists of 2 large orders of chick-fil-a waffle fries and 2 large orders of Arby's curly fries. Add all fries to one fast food paper sack, bunch the top, give it a shake to toss the fries, enjoy. Add salt, pepper, and mountain dew as appropriate. Also goes well with McGangbangs.
I was out McGangBanging and decided to have a French Fry Party; don't worry about the calories, we got diet coke.
Okay yeah the guy who listed them all, YES THE WON THEM BUT GUESS WHO THE WERE ALLIED WITH BUCKO!!
the us of a!
show me some standalone french victories
*silence*
that guy's life is filled with french victories
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Similar to the Shocker but with three in the vagina and one in the asshole. The fingers in the vagina are wiggled in a waving motion similar to a penguin flapping it's flippers.
"I'd like to show her my French Flipper Trick"
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1. the french mistake is basicly the biggest mistake ever and now that country sucks. The mistake would be Napoleon a good strategist but also fucking retarded for sending 400,000 troops to russia to freeze their asses of while France was left unprotected.
Napoleon: I've done pretty well so why not send 400,000 people to Russia anyways I'm doing pretty good right now so nothing could go wrong. In the future this decision will be called the french mistake.
the English: Wow i actually feel kind of bad we didn't win this war Napoleon basicly handed it to us :). Thanks anyways guy.
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In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.
*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.
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When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.
Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!