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A typical fucking fat furry lives in a basement. Where they will spend their entire life down there only going up to the occasional furry convention. They most likely have a missing father figure and they would most likely throw out slurs at you to protect themselves from their insecurities. If provoked by a so-called furry pretend to be their dad no matter which race nationality or species you are they will think don’t you dare dad because they haven’t seen their dad in 10 years. Synonyms include Coomer dream stands pieces of shit and also the anti V1nce
Wow look at that fat Fucking fat furry he hasn’t got out of the basement in 10 years!
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Either people who hate furries because a random facebook page told them so or people who simply despise furries because they only see the zoophiles and yiffers in the fandom
I hate the anti furry movement
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On August 7th, you must find your nearest furry; be it online or in person. Request they make you a fursona, and help create a unique anthropomorphic animal character for you.
"Hey John! I heard it's Become a Furry Day, think you could help me make a character?"
"Hey Joe, sure thing, let's get you a ref sheet..."
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The stylish new brand of bestiality taking the world by storm! Yes, some of them are completely disinterested in having sexual relationships with cartoons of anthropomorphic dogs, but in the same way that Mama June doesn't want to screw Honey Boo Boo! Their garb is furry costumes, leashes, and butt plug tails!
Guy 1: Shelia is hot! Think she's single?
Guy 2: No, she's not single because she has an online boyfriend named Shadow Claw who pretends to be a wolf with emo hair.
Guy 1: Why the hell would she like someone like that?
Guy 2: Because they're a members of the Furry Fandom.
Guy 1: Shit, once she grows out of this she's going to be so embarrassed. Anyway, I'd rather not date someone who'd prefer a date with my cat.
Guy 2: Good choice. Give her some time and she'll get through it.
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On November 30th, after beat a furry, hug a furry, and fuck a furry day, you are legally obligated to marry a furry. if you refuse to do so, there will be consequences. And it doesn’t matter who the furry is.
Furry: hey Dave, have you participated in fuck a furry day, hug a furry day, and beat a furry day?
Dave: well, uh, yeah..
Furry: Well today is Marry a furry day!
Dave: oh dear god no.
Furry: get ready for our marriage soon dear!
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Draw a Furry day is held on the 29th of November, you must draw a furry even if you did or did not took part in beat a furry day and hug a furry day.
Ocean drew a furry because it is draw a furry day.
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Become a furry day is held on the 28th of February and you must become a furry.A day of blood snoops and fun
Furry:its become a furry day it will be fun <w>
Person:ok what do I do
Furry;we can make your fursona<w>
Person;ok
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