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That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.
Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog
No Ryan that was my girlfriend
A good reason one gets bullied for
"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"
"Leave me alone asshole"
a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it
Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...
A female who wants your money and leaves when you become poor.
My girlfriend is a gold digger
a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.
Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?
Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.
John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?
A demon disguised as a human with a red dress and heels. She made her first song debut called Kiss Me Again.
Guy 1: Girlfriend made a new song!
Guy 2: Cool!