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20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!
In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!
on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
22nd-23rd may
Jake:hey
Holly:hi
Jake:gives hoodie
Holly:I already have hoodie
Jake:it’s national give your gf a hoodie day
28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head
Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head
عطنا لايك طال عمرك
"Farabi is mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting likes audit, I found that Farabi is a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post
Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.