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When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it
Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.
Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering
“I’m hammering tommy fury”
A person who is high and drunk at the same time.
"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"
when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.
you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!
The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.