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When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??
Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"
A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.
Common Antonyms: Social life.
I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.
The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.
Abbreviation: HP
You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.
A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.
Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?
Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.
A busted hipster is a hipster that can no longer function in their element as being "hip." They have either consumed so many drugs that they don't even identify as human anymore or the bright colors they stare at all day made them crazy. Busted hipsters no longer fall into the realm of tacky tattoos or super tight pants, but instead join the mass of confused "hippies" that have smoked themselves stupid.
Look at Mike, those tacky tattoos and shades for sure represent a busted hipster.
The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”