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horny

when a dickhead wants to fuck

eggman: i want to fuck
sonic: you are horny kill yourself

by yummyc0ck May 15, 2024


Horny

She unfolded before him like a ripe pomegranate spreading its sepals for the summer. From above, the Mediterranean sunshine pooled between her bare thighs. He could not tear his eyes away from her glistening collarbones. For a second, as she lifted herself from the pool, a stiff breeze blew from the southeast, pleasantly cool. Through the sheer wet fabric of her nightgown he could see two small nubs. Her nipples: pebbling from the cold. He could see them standing fat and upright and felt a surge of desire so strong it nearly felled him. He thought only of tearing the nightgown from her body to reveal the petal-soft line of her waist.

He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.

God,” she said. “I’m quite horny.”

by m&m_345 February 6, 2023


Horny

What people feel when they are turned on.

Oh my.. I feel so horny by looking at Nila’s tits OR Oh my.. IMA masturbate since I’m horny!

by IamHORNYfuckface March 4, 2022


Horny

a person who loves s*x all the time

kimberly is always horny

by beanerlovebeaner June 26, 2022


horny

when you feel hornknee

"I'm so horny papi"

by hornkneehamster October 7, 2023


Horny

An Urban Dictionary page that some lonely virgins use as their personal Wattpad to write smut

For the actual definition of the word, it’s when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.

Josh: “Damn, I got hella horny when I saw Jaylin walk by with her dumptruck ass today”

by conflict dude May 29, 2022


Horny

You.

You are horny right now.

by zephyyy June 11, 2023