im cumming

dreamybullxxx commonly says this

Oh my god! Im about to cum! Im cumming! Oh my goddddddddd!

im the best ever

a person thats better than everyone that is in his area

david goggins: im the best ever

random dude: yes, yes you are

Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh

"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

im not, you are dumb

Its a girl named Whitney who does not know the lyrics to 'thank u, next'

she is dumb because of this and calls others dumb in the process

Whitney: " I'm not dumb that's how the song goes"
others:" no... Im not, you are dumb"

Im on the roof of nuke town

(squeaking) Daniel im hacking im on the roof of nuke town!!!

(squeaking) im on the roof of nuke town!

im dine

way of saying ‘I’m dying’ but you hood af. probably southern (I’m dying > I’m dyin > I’m dine)

nigga - yo cuh you see that video on daquan. Shit hilarious
other nigga - oh no bruh send it over
*nigga sends it*
other nigga - yo bruh this too funny im dine 💀💀