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When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?
to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.
The dope residue left behind in a spoon
Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!
The littliest spoon of all that gets cuddliest the most in any way
Chloe: Baby I want to be the little little spoon
Lucas: Okay imma be the little little spoon after
Chloe: THAT'S A MOOD