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Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)
Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer
Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.
Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Austin: Do I make you horny?
Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..
(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.
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power hour is the time of day when either the sun rises or the sun sets. It is said that energy is strongest at these times of transition and therefore they are the best times for meditation.
Let's adjust to the time change and meditate an hour later to keep meditating during power hour this week.
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Someone who has absolutely no will power and will follow the anyone into any kind of debauchery.
Guy 1: Let's go out drinking
Guy 2: Nah mate, I've just recovered from a 20 hour bender
Guy 1: Ah, go on then...
Guy 2: Ah, OK, why not
Guy 1: Mate, you've got the will power of a lemming
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Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.
This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!
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the act of a famale giving head to a man standing up while he brutally fucks her in the mouth. upon doing this his balls come up and slap the females chin, causing her to bit down on the mans penis.
Dude, sarah was giving me head last and it ended in the power chop.
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A suit of clothes thats say this person has power, wealth and influence. A suit that says he/she is here to dominate the room. A suit multi-million dollar corperate deals are made with.
"Sorry it took me so long. I had to go get my power suit."
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A hairy gay man who exerts his overpowering force on his partner
Tim is a power otter
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