Someone new to the internet and instant messengers etc who tries to fit in with all the veterans.
Anyone who says lol is a total internet noob.
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A person that usues common abbreviations or acroynyms to describe feelings on the internet. They also use bad punctuation and grammar.
Usually used in chat rooms and can contain such phrases as; lol, omg, lmao, rotflmao, xoxo, jp, jk,<3 etc..
Lol, you are so funny, OMG! Your an internet whore.
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a cafe(thats wat they say) run by aZn folk, crammed full of computers connnected 2gether (lan), so counterstrike-obsessed aZnS can waste all day playing w/their mice 2gether, while a fob plays Everquest in the corner.
Ex:
aZn: want to go to an internet cafe and hav a CS marathon?
ME: id rather watch grass grow
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anagrams on the internet/aim for lazy typers.
example of internet lingo:
jane; "omg! tyler totally slipped on that banana peel today and practically broke his ass!"
john; "lol! omg! r u serious?"
omg = oh my god
lol = laugh out loud
wtf = what the fuck
wth = what the hell
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
imho = in my humble opinion
idk = i don't know
idc = i don't care
idr = i don't remember
jk = just kidding
r = are
u = you
...and so on
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An βinternet letterβ is a colloquial term commonly used by the elderly when referring to an email. This term makes more sense to people who are unfamiliar with such new-fandangled technologies because the only thing an email really compares to: the traditional written letter. This term is not solely limited to use by the elderly; it can be used by anyone unfamiliar with email, such as those from the third-world, and those from extremely rural parts of the U.S.
My grandson just got me one of them personal computers with the internets already on there. Now, I can send internet letters to all my grandkids.
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Typed language that is intentionally shortened, misspelled, or contracted to form new words used primarily in texting, internet chatting, blogging or in forum posts. Not to be confused with 1337 5p3@k.
Inorite
Amirite
Hax
Fixt
Me: Michelle says you 'suck balls'
Friend: Rude!
Me: Inorite?
Friend: I had to Google 'inorite'. who makes up this shit? It's like internet ebonics!!
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The language that has emerged as a result of the popularization of leet (1337) speak and classic and growing AIM speak. The short hand used by internet denizens to fast type. This includes the use of numbers as text and elaborate acronyms. To be avoided.
Person1: She was like "lets be bff" and I was like "WTF n00b"
Person2: OMG WTF were you like GTFO?
Person1: I was like "U are teh sux"
Person2: ROFL, way 2 pwn her.
Person1: I understand your internet pidgin.
*Last line not actually spoken*
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