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breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun October 31, 2013


The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 23, 2025


Whoopsie Breath

1. (verb) to want to take a breath but doesn't

2. (noun) to wait for an eighth rest

"I just did a whoopsie breath," said the clarinet player.
"You forgot to do the whoopsie breath," said the band instructor.

by Trashpandaluver64 May 5, 2022


cold breath

Opposite of hot breath

Damn son, you got cold breath. Shit be as fresh as a daisy.

by Swyft October 16, 2023


Scott Breath

When you're sitting across the table from someone and their breath slaps you in the face.

I was sitting down for lunch and got hit by Scott breath before he came talk to me.

by Vidovic July 30, 2019


Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.

Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.

by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023


dumpster breath

The smell of breath that reminds the olfactory senses of aged putrid garbage remaining at the bottom of a dumpster

My dog Tucker has the worst eye-watering Dumpster Breath.

by JohnnyMD December 1, 2020