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gay, annoying ,short penis, a short tempered man, whos all talk , lives of of xbox loves to do the a.j. to him self, referered to as gaylord,
jacob smak fucks guys all day such as mike and himself. Loves to have fake sex with his fake girlfriend.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.
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A smart amazing sporty extremely hot guy that is also a slight playa and can break your heart in a snap and doesn't even know that he did it. This is what makes him so dangerous to girls. But if he reslly likes you he wont go around flirting with other girls.
Wow i wish i had someone like jacob evan farley
No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.
"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope
Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.
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My beautiful boy.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '
Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
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Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!
A.) Yeah, he is a simp.
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a moment where the best thing ever happened
bro i just had a jacob collier moment
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