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Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.
Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.
To place or install something upside-down. Based the Family Guy character Jake Tucker, whose face is upside-down.
Person A: Hey, you installed that bracket upside-down.
Person B: Oh no! I Jake Tuckered it.
He kinda a freaky and can get a little rowdy ngl
"hey, have you heard of Jake Hondl?"
"Isn't he that weird fellow?"
"Yeah, and I met him and he kinda is."
Although A part of jakes definition is that he has a 14 inch penis, Jake artzer is known for his small size and small penis as well. Breaking the record at .5 cm
You got a Jake artzer sized penis
He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"