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Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.
Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there
Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
the most perfect person in the world
wow you’re dating johnny? you’re so lucky
that one guy that made amber heard look dumb as fuck or known as jack sparrow
ohh Amber dont make me get johnny again
A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.
I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.
I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.
Wow, look at that muscular guy over there.
Holy shit, he's sexy!
He must be a Johnny
Johnny is usually super tall and loves baseball. He is normally shy at first but when you get to know him he is really silly and fun. He loves to eat and hang out with friends.
Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.
Boy: do you know a Johnny?
Girl: oh yeah! He’s so cool!